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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Take your stinking claws off me you DAMN DIRTY ANTS!



Ok I was out in the garden tinkering with my buckets for my upside down tomatoes and after about 3 minutes I felt like someone had taken a tazer to my left leg. I looked down to see it covered in these DAMN DIRTY FIRE ANTS. Now I know for those of you here in SC you guys are used to them or at least are better at avoiding them than I am, but for you folks back in Arkansas enjoy your freedom while you have it. As you can see they are coming for you.



Now I tried to get some photos but the little $#*@'s were hard to zoom in on. so I looked online and got some good visual aids check this out. This "artist" took liquid metal and poured it down a fire ant mound and let it solidify then he dug it up. Apparently this guy goes around now doing this to different mounds and is making a killing (no pun intended, ok maybe just a little pun). Just because I hate to waste a photo, the picture that just looks like dirt is about 1500 fire ants.



I don't really have much more to say other than I believe they are writing checks their thorax cant cash. They want war, ILL GIVE THEM WAR. If any of you Fire Ant Veterans have any tips please let me know. Remember help control these red devils and figure out how to spay and neuter them. Damn fire ants my leg is still burning.

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